Pondering

There are 2 things I will always be amazed about, no matter how many times I encounter them.

(1) How much spinach shrinks when cooked. I know it shrinks, I've watched it shrink. I love spinach so I see it a lot, but dude, it get tiny. AND IT KEEPS SHRINKING. And it takes barely any heat at all.

(2) How different my hair looks after I style it compared to how the salon did. I swear I did the exact same thing she did with the blow dryer. There wasn't even a round brush, flat brush, ANY BRUSH to deal with. Yet yesterday I looked kind of rockstar, and today I'm just fluffy. I don't think I can chalk it all up to whatever product she used either.

Executive Decision

I made the decision today to take work off. If I went in it only would've been for an hour or two anyway.

It was glorious!! I woke up at 11, did all of my laundry, crossed a billion things off my "to-do" list!!

Anyway, now it is time to make dinner, but I wanted ya'll to be jealous of meeee :D

I don't have my Jolly Green Giant picture yet.

But I just wanted to say that I'm tired of being Asian, and I wish I could do something crazy, like move to a foreign country for a year.

Airheads: A remembrance

Well, that's a bit of a morbid title, it makes it sound like she's gone forever!

I tried to find a really hot young guy to hang out with me, but I couldn't lure any over. (I'm guessing it was the sweatpants.) Just pretend my body pillow is my mysterious hot young guy.



Anyway, in case your are curio why this reminds me of A, I have added the inspiration for this photo. This was taken at Rush St. around April 2008:



(sorry A for the embarrassing shot, G took it at the time!!)
edit: A's request duly noted :D

hmm, it appears I'm facing the wrong way, and there's not enough beer on my table. Ah well :D

I hate rude people.

I hate dumb people.

I hate overly proud people.

I hate catty people.

I hate people.

This is not my Jolly Green Giant entry.

I hate Jol-just kidding.

Really though. I hate people.

Hummus sighting

So I managed to capture a typical day in the life of Hummus. One photo couldn't do it justice so this story is told in 3.

This first photo is a perfect demonstration of the true evil everyone thinks of when thinking of Hummus. This photo was secretly taken by a group of cameramen I put on her trail. As soon as I saw it, I thought instantly of the fear I live in every time I think of her.




Notice the disguise she has taken to cover her identity. If this wasn't enough to scare you, wait until you witness her celebration of such a horrible act. BAKING! If it was just innocent baking, there would be no problem here, but notice the sinister smile as she thinks of the destruction she just caused. Is it possible that baking alone could produce such a smile? I think not.

Finally I leave you with the most terrifying image of them all. After her victory cookies have been finished she devours them with such ravenous desire, you cannot help but question what kind of god would create such a monstrous creature.

I don't leave you with these images to terrify you, but to give you just a glimpse of what goes through my head everytime I think of Hummus.

PHOTO BLOG ENTRY

Project for this week:

We are each assigned a blogger. Take a photo that you think represents the blogger you were assigned, and post it as your next entry. You have one week.

AirHeads: Crouton

Crouton: Watermelon

Watermelon: AirHeads

Hummus: Jolly Green Giant

Jolly Green Giant: Hummus

Ok, go!