Food

So you guys love food and I thought I would write about it. I wish I had some right now. Why does food go bad?? I have nothing except condiments and milk in my fridge.

Also its so dark out. I keep thinking its too late to go shopping/eat and I should just go to bed. But its only six. So I guess I will go buy food.

Okay, I know I am sooo interesting and everything. I have one more thing to say. The other day I went to Buffalo Wild Wings (with a new friend!!) and this guy had his coat on the chair next to mine. He picked it up and said "Oh, watch out. I have ten thousand dollars in my pocket." And then he set down the coat exactly where it was before. The rest of the conversation went:
Me: "OMG YOU NEED TO INVEST THAT FOR YOUR RETIREMENT!!"
Him: "Baby, I am retired. How old are you?"
Me: "22."
Him: "I'm 18. Just kidding. I'm 27. Born in 1982. Do I look 18?"
Me: "No."
Him: "Do you have a boyfriend?"
Me: "Yes."
Him: "That is too bad. You look like a down to earth girl. I need to find me a down to earth girl. I would have called you if you didn't have a boyfriend."

Anyways. How do you expect to find a down to earth girl with pick up lines about how you have ten thousand dollars in your pocket??? Also, my new friend doesn't like gay people and went on a rant about how they shouldn't be allowed in churchs. This is my new life.