Thursday, January 21, 2010

Hummus sighting

So I managed to capture a typical day in the life of Hummus. One photo couldn't do it justice so this story is told in 3.

This first photo is a perfect demonstration of the true evil everyone thinks of when thinking of Hummus. This photo was secretly taken by a group of cameramen I put on her trail. As soon as I saw it, I thought instantly of the fear I live in every time I think of her.




Notice the disguise she has taken to cover her identity. If this wasn't enough to scare you, wait until you witness her celebration of such a horrible act. BAKING! If it was just innocent baking, there would be no problem here, but notice the sinister smile as she thinks of the destruction she just caused. Is it possible that baking alone could produce such a smile? I think not.




Finally I leave you with the most terrifying image of them all. After her victory cookies have been finished she devours them with such ravenous desire, you cannot help but question what kind of god would create such a monstrous creature.



I don't leave you with these images to terrify you, but to give you just a glimpse of what goes through my head everytime I think of Hummus.


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