Monday, July 19, 2010

A Beautiful Friendship

Me: I hate Hummusboyfriend. He told me that my dog was gonna die in like 3 days.
Watermelon: Well you did kill Franklin.
Me: I hate you
Watermelon: Whatever, I told you I got into a car accident and you asked me what kind of chocolate was in my Zingermans bread.

Me: Hummusboyfriend really wants to name the dog Pancake.
Watermelon: Pancake? Maybe if she was a flounder.
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