(2) We have less than a month to go before our trip to Italy, and the only Italian phrase I've picked up (outside of singing Italian arias) is "I never should've let you near me".
(3) I can list 20 different ways to cook asparagus off the top of my head, as well as all the latest news about Broadway musicals, but I can't tell you a single thing about the sports world.
(4) I was walking with my dog through the art fair the other day and I tripped over her.
(5) Somehow, all of my other co workers got into the building without incident one morning, but I was the lucky one that the security guard kept at the front desk for ten minutes while he chatted on and on about his muscle gain and workout routine, while flexing his arms. How do I get myself into these situations?
Why are you awkward?
Since I am partially Italian and very wise in the ways of the old world, here is all you need to know about Italy:
ReplyDelete1. Ciao = Hello AND Good Bye (less to remember!)
2. "Skoo-zee" = I don't know how to spell this, but it is some variation of Excuse me
3. Gratzi = Thank you
4. Pasta Amertricana is NOT American pasta. It is disgusting and has CANADIAN bacon. This is the most important thing to remember.
Isn't hello like bonjairno or something like that?
ReplyDeletebongiorno? rawr for spellings. I am awkward because I tell people I imagine them as cartoons and it makes life so much better.
ReplyDeletethese five things can be summed up as introverted clumsy american girl who gets hit on a lot
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