Today Hummus Brother came home after finishing his first year at Michigan (woo!) and promptly got attacked by his own personal Michigan cheerleader.

  Her feet aren't even touching the ground.

My dad told me in the original legend of Mulan, the story ends with her winning the war and her parents being really excited for her homecoming.  Her parents then order her brother to butcher her dog for her welcome home supper.

In reality, it was probably a big ugly dog, since in Ancient China, dogs were often treated like livestock, but now when I imagine it, I imagine Mulan eating Mika.

I wish they had put that in end of the Disney movie.  All the little kids would've been stunned.

Inner dinosaur

I decided to try out that whole statement nail thing. I think I just gave myself a Barney-colored manicure though -_-

Jewelry

My dad gave me this ring when I got into UMich. (I got nothing for getting into Michigan State). I mentioned this to my boss and he said, "Make sure he gets you a bigger rock when you get your PhD"

Good morning!!

Omg spring

Signage

I think I found the place where signs go to die

Daily Prompt: What do you need, right now?

To get out of class.

Food.

Coffee.

Mah dawg.

Sunscreen. I am ROASTING in Hotlanta.

In no particular order.