H: List 5 qualities you look for in a girlfriend
HB: 1) nags
2) is pretty
3) cooks
4) cleans
5) does laundry
H: .....great.
H: What was the last thing you ate?
HB: A hot dog.
H: If I could be anyone for the day, fictional or real, I would be _______.
HB: God. No, wait, I change my mind. Neil Patrick Harris. That's better than god.
H: I wish I had a ________ (adjective) body and lived in a ________ (noun). [I only asked for an adjective and a noun, like in mad libs.]
HB: I wish I had a fat body and lived in a fat ass.
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