The Tornado Last Night

The giant Jesus on I-75 got struck by lightning and burned down. There are no words.

Also, last night, the warning sirens around the city went off.

Me: Did you hear the sirens last night? (Friend A and I live in different parts of the city. We are also both semi-recent Cincinnati imports.)

Friend A: Yeah...what was that?

Me: It means 'Warning, tornado coming, go into your basement NOW.'

Friend A: Oh...I thought maybe it was someone's car alarm or something. I'm tired.

This is in the context of everyone else in Cincinnati hiding in their basement last night. I looked at the news, saw that the tornado was coming straight for my neighborhood, and IMed Airhead about it while sitting with my back against the balcony door in my top-floor apartment.