Friday, December 31, 2010

2010 hooray

One new thing I did:

Moved to Seattle - furthest I've lived from my fam since...ever

One thing I am not proud of:

The obscene amount of tv I watch

One thing I am proud of:

Getting into grad school and actually starting to think.

One Fond Memory from 2010:

Jogging around the block with a tornado warning siren - I still didn't run any faster :( Finding out what a thug JGG is on our way down to see Hummus. AND! Playing with my brother's kitties - Neil and Patrick

One thing that has changed about me since beginning of 2010:

I'm starting to become a beer snob.

One Resolution:

I should work out more than once a month. And learn how to do something outdoorsy so I can fit in in Seattle

One thing I look forward to in 2011:

Hopefully whale/sea lion/salmon watching! And visiting Vancouver
One new thing I did:

I got a cat.

One thing I am not proud of:

Putting myself in the middle of situations I don't want to be in because I'm stupid.

One thing I am proud of:

I walked in the streets of Detroit after 2am because I'm thug.

One Fond Memory from 2010:

I turned my friends life around by taking him to an eminem/jayz concert. He's kind of an idiot, but I guess that was how to get through to him. Oh and the concert was awesome.

One thing that has changed about me since beginning of 2010:

I'm less patient. Oh I've lost 30 lbs too.

One Resolution:

Be more upfront and honest about my opinions and don't try to pretty it up because I know what answer someone wants to hear.

One thing I look forward to in 2011:

Grad school and new projects.

Reflecting on 2010! Holla!

One new thing I did:

I got a dog. And I got into a car accident! And I went to Europe for the first time! Okay that's three new things.

One thing I am not proud of:

The magic powers sometimes get out of control and ruin friendships. I am a trollop.

One thing I am proud of:

Being spontaneous enough to finally haul my ass to Italy. Hopefully giving Momo a comfortable end to her life. Not screaming at any of the secretaries for being total children.

One Fond Memory from 2010:

Dancing in circles at Ashira's wedding. Eating breakfast on the terrace overlooking Florence. Momo laying down on the sidewalk so that two year old girls in dresses could pet her.

One thing that has changed about me since beginning of 2010:

I like puppies and my hair is hella long.

One Resolution:

I seriously need to take more advantage of my gym membership, but that seems like an old lady resolution . I should save more money. That also seems like an old lady resolution. Okay I don't have any resolutions.

One thing I look forward to in 2011:

Weddings. Cake. Grad school??? Please???




Wednesday, December 8, 2010

December Rush

gaaaahhh I think everything will work out okay but right now I feel a bit stressed out trying to finish everything in time to head home for the holidays.

It's a weird stress like "aaah I need to finish all this" and "meh it doesn't matter." Since they only give us 10 weeks in each lab it's hard to find anything meaningful. I heard last year someone described their methods and put up basically blank slides saying "I found nothing but this is how I did it!"

I'm really excited to head home and be a bum for two weeks. What's everyone else's holiday plans??

I read this on totallytogetherjournal.com and wanted to spread the word...

your challenge for today: if you find yourself feeling unhappy, change it. Turn off the news if it’s depressing. Don’t talk to that certain someone who drags you down. Stay away from cranky people at the grocery store. Spread joy.

choose happiness.


Except Mo is being put down on Friday. Damn. What do I do about that?

Friday, December 3, 2010

UPDATE

The day after I wrote my last post, Momo had diarrhea in her crate while I was at work. AWESOME.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Belated Thanks

I am thankful to be (almost) done with applications to grad school.

I am thankful for my metabolism, esp. after all the cookie dough I ate.

I am thankful that I have a job.

I am thankful that Momo has never had diarrhea, after reading all the horror stories.

I am thankful that we found out Momo had ruptured discs in her spine BEFORE paralysis set in.

I am thankful to have friends and family.

I am thankful for this cup of coffee that I am about to drink at 10PM.

Monday, November 22, 2010

Seattle + snow = fail

There's 1.5 inches of snow on the ground and the entire city shut down. Also it's going to be about 20 degrees tomorrow.

And Michigan is warmer.

Global warming???

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Brotherly Motivation

me: tell me to go to the gym
Sent at 5:59 PM on Thursday
Sam: go to the gym
me: no!
Sam: if you dont go you'll get fat and lazy
kinda like momo
me: but momo is cute
Sent at 6:02 PM on Thursday
Sam: yeah but its different with people
you'll end up being like this
you dont want to be that person
cause people will take pictures of you
and put it on the internet
so people like me can laugh at you
so go to the gym

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

This might be too good to pass up for the Hummus Project...

Head to Starbucks with a friend November 18-21, 2010 and you will enjoy a fantastic special: When you buy one holiday drink you will get one free. The offer is only available from 2 – 5 p.m. on the aforementioned days. The drinks included in this promotion include: Caramel Brulee Latte, Peppermint Mocha



I am eating lentils that my friend left me when he moved to California. That is what I've resorted to. I wouldn't be nearly as dramatic about this, except Friend#1 is going all out on her financial fast and making me feel guilty. Though she did spend more money in Italy than I did, but I have a effed up dog. Damn you, Hummus Project. I will just have to remember Italy and all the wonderful things I've eaten there...

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Rambles

Something always breaks in my apartment right before I get a visitor (or during...like my door, when Watermelon and Jelly Bean was here). Currently, the faucet in my bath won't turn off completely. Sigh.

I also fail at the Hummus Project. Yesterday I got an Auntie Anne's pretzel because I just really wanted one. Then I went to an Indian restaurant for dinner. I suck.

I spent $90 on meds for my trophy wife Momo today. Being poor is awesome.


Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Hummus Project Update

Well. I suck at this. I am eating out a lot.

It is somewhat embarrassing in light of the project parameters how little I was able to follow it.

On the other hand, since I am at least conscious of the Hummus Project, I'm definitely spending less/eating out less/paying more attention to my going out than I normally would.

Hooray for small victories!

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Asia trip yo

Hummus, Wangster and I are meeting up in Asia sometime next year.

I've informed my friend, who i'm supposed to go to Myannmar with in February, that I need to bail out so I can meet up with H and W. He said he's letting me off the hook this time but when he goes to North Korea I have to go with him.

So I have to fight crazy nuclear tycoons to see you guys. Totally worth it :D

Let's start saving our moneys.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

My name is Hummus and I have an Indian Food problem

Everyone: Hi Hummus.

Tonight I am going out to eat at my favorite hole-in-the-wall Indian place. I need to confess every time I break the Hummus Challenge, so there it is. I suck.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

I Am A Rockstar

I had my first rat surgery today!

4 rats!! 5 hours!! 0 deaths!!

I am so cool.

Monday, October 11, 2010

The Hummus Challenge

In light of furnishing my place completely, I'm going to join in the challenge.

Good luck to us :)

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Dear Crouton,

You should buy an Iowa ticket so that we can have friend bonding time.

Love,

Hummus

Yay, it's a long weekend! I have Monday off for Columbus Day. Today, Mo dragged me on a jog because she got me confused with someone who exercises. Mo does not act like a potentially dying dog.

These are the things I'm going to do:
Work out (hmm hasn't happened yet)...
Clean and reorganize my apartment
Decorate my apartment with some classy things from the dollar store! Candles and frame some photos and fill vases with pretty glass stones and such...
Bootleg dry cleaning, the kind in the dryer
Go on a haunted hayride
Go to the outlet mall with Friend#1
Go to a farm fall festival thing to pick up our CSA with Friend#1 (and also to pet baby barn animals)
Make homemade maple flavored yogurt
Make ricotta
Put said ricotta into a roasted vegetable lasagna that I will freeze and bring to Ann Arbor next weekend
Gut and slice pumpkin (yarrr) and make into pumpkin puree
Make pumpkin chocolate chip bread
Make grasshopper (mint/chocolate) pie to bring to Ann Arbor (though I'll make this later in the week so it's not really a weekend thing)
Steam clean my carpet

I am a pioneer housewife. Kay bye.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Hummus' One Month Challenge

With the exception of my weekend in Ann Arbor for the Iowa game, I, Hummus, after spending $740 today on my dog's rhinoscopy and a steam cleaner to clean up all the blood and urine, vow not to eat out until November 5, which is when I leave for Italy.

Okay. I blogged it. Now it's official.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Step 3: Profit

Or not. I bought a couch today. I have about a week to decide if I still want it and cancel the order without penalty.

And now I is broke. But I successfully don't have any Ikea furniture so I suppose that's worth something.

I was laughing at how easy classes are, and then my neuro class dropped some physics on us and now I'm totally lost :( But my animals show up on Wednesday so lab will be picking up soon and I'm super excited about that :D

India

Should I go to India? Matt has a conference there and I am deciding if I want to go with him.
Plus sides: I won't have to pay for a hotel. I will have someone to travel with, which I usually don't. It will be much warmer than Michigan in February.
Down sides: I am scared of India. I heard people poop on the streets. It will cost money to fly out there. I don't know what I would do once I am there.

Five Reasons Why I Am Awkward

(1) I like the fact that to refill prescriptions at Kroger, I can just press some numbers to an automated voice prompt instead of talking to a real person.

(2) We have less than a month to go before our trip to Italy, and the only Italian phrase I've picked up (outside of singing Italian arias) is "I never should've let you near me".

(3) I can list 20 different ways to cook asparagus off the top of my head, as well as all the latest news about Broadway musicals, but I can't tell you a single thing about the sports world.

(4) I was walking with my dog through the art fair the other day and I tripped over her.

(5) Somehow, all of my other co workers got into the building without incident one morning, but I was the lucky one that the security guard kept at the front desk for ten minutes while he chatted on and on about his muscle gain and workout routine, while flexing his arms. How do I get myself into these situations?

Why are you awkward?

Monday, September 27, 2010

For anyone who is interested...

Out: OMFG (Oh my fucking God)
In: OMLG (Oh my Lady Gaga)

Thank you, Cosmo.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Fall Cleaning

This weekend is fall cleaning weekend, because I never did spring cleaning. It's Friday night and I am doing laundry. I am so cool. I did go out with dinner with a friend earlier, and then we went to this thing called Final Friday where all these small art galleries are open for free and you can go from gallery to gallery up and down the block, looking at art and drinking their wine/soda/eating their food. It's pretty fun. Then we came back to my place and watched Letters to Juliet, which was terrible.

Tomorrow, I am

Going to Goodwill
Going to the gym
Going to work for a few hours (what has my life come to? At least I'll have a zillion vacation hours for Italy)
Going to pick up a steam cleaner from my co worker
Steam cleaning my carpet and couch and dog
Zzzz....


Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Step 2 To Becoming a Person


I own a table now!


Monday, September 13, 2010

Update

I made 2 pumpkin pies last night from a tiny pie pumpkin. I did it the pioneer way. Gutting and cutting up and cooking a pumpkin sucks. Tastes much better than the stuff from a can though.

Momo got really hyper and attacked Bobo. That's the first time I've seen her interact with a toy.

I'm trying to find UM vs. Iowa tickets for me and friend1 but I refuse to pay over $50 so it's kind of difficult. Dammit UM, why must you be good this year, it's making ticket prices higher!!! Haha.

I drove back from NY with Lauren, which was way more fun than if I had made the drive myself. Also I learned that my limit is driving for 6 hours, so good thing Lauren was there to take over. It was really nice having her for a roommate for a few days; I'd go to work and come home and we'd lie around for a bit playing with Mo, then go find some ice cream or something. It makes me kind of miss living with someone. I wish Lauren lived closer. We discovered the best hole in the wall indian place though. I am going to move into the restaurant and worship their chef, that's how good it is.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Seattle

Well I'm moved in. I have no furniture, I'll post some pics later. My apt building looks like a dirty old motel, but guess what? I can see the Space Needle from my place!

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Mockingjay

Did we all read it? Can we talk about it now? Here??? :D

Ramadhan

I am fasting for a whole month (only during the day, i'm not that crazy) coz it's Ramadhan and in Malaysia if you look Malay you are expected to fast.

But when people are not looking I always drink some water. Ramadhan means tons of food that could potentially be really good. The reason I say this is because there are a lot of amateur cooks who wanna sell food during this time just because when you fast everything looks so delicious and everybody tends to buy a whole lot more than their stomach could handle.

I just came back from a buffet at KLCC (the twin towers that is) and I am pretty sure my belly button is gonna turn inside out soon. Just like a pregnant lady.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Pulled My First All-Nighter In Over A Year

I went to the midnight party for the release of Mockingjay last night and stayed up all night reading. GO READ MOCKINGJAY NOW. I AM DYING TO HAVE A BOOK DISCUSSION.

On a more serious note, I think Mo is dying. She just sneezed blood all over my carpet and Friend#2 is coming over to drive us to the vet (since I still lack a car). Thank goodness for friends who adore my dog.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Perfect Day

Tonight I got to take off my bucket list and cross off "experience cliche end of summer movie moment IN REALITY"

Some people came over to the lake and we went sailing and grilling. To top off the evening we rode around in the Duffy boat with 2 guitars and a mandolin. We had a sunset 90s sing-a-long cruise complete with the moon rising behind us. To top it off, when we came in to dock, my neighbor came out with a trumpet and started jamming with us from his porch.

I will (hopefully) never forget this day :)

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Doggie Woes

I googled 'how to train your dog not to eat on your carpet' and I only got results for 'how to train your dog not to eat your carpet'. Apparently my doggie problems are trivial.

Influence

10:55 AM Hummus: watermelon
should i walk to the gym
me: no it's raining here
H: when there is a 70% chance that it will rain on me?
me: :D
RUN TO THE GYM
RUN FASTER THAN THE RAIN
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
H: watermelon
this is hummus
10:56 AM hummus does not run
me: lolsies
10:57 AM okay i have to work out so i can go eat brunch
wahooo!
byeee
H: wtf
you told me not to work out
but you're going to work out?
now i have to work out
me: well i was always going to work out
:D
H: -_-
bye, i hate good influences
Hooray for influence! I'm currently reading "Eating Animals" by Jonathan Safran Foer...I might be becoming a veg o.O

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Just Relax

You know, I am absolutely loving my summer vacation! I'm glad I didn't do this all summer though.

I get to wake up late everyday and soak up lots of Food Network and Bravo. I'm pretty happy :)

Also! The flies are gone! Hooray!
Poor Momo. She is half dead because the vet pulled out four of her teeth and cut open her belly. I bought her a dog toy. It is a green stuffed dog that squeaks. Its name is Bobo.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Dream

I had a dream that when I had my car accident, I lost an ear, and they found my ear when they were straightening out my totaled car (which they aren't doing, by the way...I'm buying a new car), and I was like huh, I didn't even realize I was missing an ear.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

I am trashy

I love Jersey Shore. I am watching the same episode back to back. :D

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Life

My car got totaled because of some idiot. Now I'm driving a giant rental SUV.

Also a really cute waiter gave me a second dessert for free tonight. I am in love.

need an exterminator

my house is infested with giant flies.
i don't know where they came from.
they are everywhere.
and they keep flying into the lamps.
and now it smells like burning.

....save me plz.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

A Place To Call My Own

I HAVE A PLACE TO LIIIIVEEE!!

I found an apt in Seattle. I heard it's a huge non-walkable hill away from the trendy bar/gay neighborhood but I'm okay with that. It's about a mile and a half from school. Also, according to Hummus and my super inaccurate measuring system (lining up head to toe on her floor) it's probably a decent sized apartment for one Watermelon. (That is Watermelon me and not watermelon the fruit).

Update on my car bump/ticket: I had to pay the full ticket and got points on my license :( At first I was really upset at the judge cuz I've heard of other people schmoozing their way out of these, and then my roommate pointed out that I had a fair judge and there was nothing to be upset about anymore.

So I have realized over the years that I am pretty much a huge flake when it comes to plans, but at least I recognize it. Is it better for me to know that and use it as an excuse to be even flakier, or should I try to fix my flakiness??

Last thing, after reading the fork heart knife blog, I've decided I want to add "yayaya" to the ends of my sentences too :D

Monday, July 26, 2010

Doggie

Puppy peed in my apartment today. I was warned that she might have an accident while adjusting to her new home. Oh well, I can't remember the last time someone was that happy to see me come home, so she is forgiven.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Huh?

¯\(°_o)/¯

Creationism

My coworker gave me a pamplet about creationism today.

Sigggggggh.

On the other had, it inspired me to write on the blog! :)

What's the hap in my life: I am impressed that my friends are getting old enough to get engaged and have puppies. I am moving in three days and haven't started packing. I wish I was moving farther away, but I suppose this is fine for the sake of being employed.

There really isn't much going on with me. But I did make baked brie for work today and I am thoroughly enjoying the left overs.

Monday, July 19, 2010

A Beautiful Friendship

Me: I hate Hummusboyfriend. He told me that my dog was gonna die in like 3 days.
Watermelon: Well you did kill Franklin.
Me: I hate you
Watermelon: Whatever, I told you I got into a car accident and you asked me what kind of chocolate was in my Zingermans bread.

Me: Hummusboyfriend really wants to name the dog Pancake.
Watermelon: Pancake? Maybe if she was a flounder.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

I'm getting a female maltese. What should I name it?

Thursday, July 15, 2010

We Are A Boring Bunch

Guys, we are the suck at keeping in touch with each other.

Basel the Basil sprouted some flowers yesterday. So I picked them off and the whole room smelled like basil. I think we will have some fresh basil stuffs tonight. Don't tell Basel though, I don't want him to get upset.

Also, clothing pieces W should probably own at her age and still does not:
Blazer/Jacket
Cocktail dress
Khakis
...

What else am I missing?!?

Thursday, July 8, 2010

slackers?

My boss thinks he's getting me cheap, but he doesn't quite give me enough work so to me it feels like he's paying me too much. (I guess that's a win-win thing)

I believe Hummus's life has changed since she got a door-ed office. I'm not sure how high this rates on the life-changing scale compared to when she got a spinny chair though.

JGG just tricked the world into believing he was reading, and I have no idea what Airheads and Crouton do.

My 19 year old roommate (we're so old, he's not even going to be able to drink before he finished undergrad) says he works at Chrysler full time and they give him like 1 hr of work a day.

So, what are we doing at work??

Friday, July 2, 2010

JGG ponderings

W: What is your favorite kitchen utensil and why?
J:Chefs knife, It can do everything and cutlery skills are awesome. I like prep just as much as cooking.

W: What is your earliest memory?
J: Being thrown into a table by my sister.

(what a meanykins sister! My brother just liked to pick me up and walk around with me upside down)

W: What is your favorite thing to cook?
J:I like baking pies because it incorporates just about every skill that's fun to do. Dough making/rolling, filling creation, sometimes sauce creation, and presentation.

W: Within the other bloggers, what's the strangest exchange you've had?
The first time I met Hummus I sat in her apartment and watched a movie while everyone talked around me, that was pretty strange, mostly because it was a non exchange exchange. Also it was kind of weird meeting pretty much everyone who writes here because the exchange pretty much went like, "Oh you're Josh, I've heard about you, but I've never met you."

W: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Hummus, it's always Hummus.

W: jk, what is the most annoying thing in the world??
When you accidently refesh a page after you've spent a long time filling out a form or something. Or when it takes 10 minutes for the shower to receive warm water in the morning.

:D

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Food Cravings

Stupid Hell's Kitchen Sandwich challenge. I started craving a steak sandwich like crazy, and I don't even eat red meat all the often. Even stranger, I'm not sure anyone even made a steak sandwich!

Anyway, I went home and satisfied my food craving and even fed my roomies. Hooray for that. My steak-wich was wonderful and I was so happy!

I'm taking the morning off work today to take my mom to the airport, she's headed back to Taiwan for a bit to see relatives.

Have no fear, JGG's interview will be posted soon :D

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Interview with Crouton

H: If you could set any one of the bloggers up with someone (real or fictional), who would the lucky couple be?

C: I would like for you to marry Perez Hilton.

H: If you knew when you were going to die, what would your last meal be?

C: ooooooh definitely a filet, crispy bacon, umm, cheesy potatoes with lots of butter and bacon, and oh my god, a really giant caesar salad from chicago, because for some reason they have really good caesar salad, and a dessert, and a squishy warm cookie with ice cream and berries.

H: Other than bees, name one of your fears.

C: Any insect that flies.


H: If they made your life into a musical, what would Crouton's opening song be?

C: YMCA. I love that song. (Crouton starts singing to herself)


H: You have to camp in the woods for the rest of your life. What is the one product you MUST have with you? (you already have a tent and a sleeping bag and a cooking pot).

C: Bug spray

H: Tell me about one weird exchange you've had at work.

C: I accidentally told my boss that I didn't know what Easter was, and his jaw dropped. It was also around that time that the jehova's witness started talking to me about abortion.

Monday, June 28, 2010

Candidate #1 - Hummus

Here at JGG Enterprises we take the process of hiring new employees extremely seriously. We weren't entirely sure of what to make of Candidate #1 as she walked through the door. Despite being short in stature we immediately recognized that there was an evil insanity radiating from every portion of this prospect. It was immediately determined that we would have to give her an interview we designed specifically to see how well she could keep this raging demon in check. Please review and comment on our question and answer session. We will provide our own analysis of each answer to hopefully give you sound insight on how to interpret these answers.

Question 1: What is your favorite ingredient?

Hummus: Freshly ground black pepper.

JGG: Just like the taste, or the way it brings out the natural flavors of the food you apply it to?
What exactly?

Hummus: The kick it adds to everything. it's kind of an underappreciated last touch.

JGG: Would you agree that presentation may be an even more underappreciated last touch?

Hummus: I think presentation is nice, but not necessary. I almost never think about presentation. It's extra exciting when your food looks good at restaurants, but you're not really thinking about it .5 seconds later when you're stuffing your face.

JGG: Do you think the fact that you don't care about presentation says something bigger about your personality as a whole?

(2 hour pause)

Hummus: It means i'm not shallow!!! That's what it says about my personality!

JGG Enterprise Analysis: While this answer shows a great appreciation for small details and a clear understanding of small nuances, we could not help but notice the lashing out when being prodded about her personality. This is perhaps a sign that she is indeed not truly in control of her own emotions, and that this internal demon is capable of appearing at any time.

Question 2: If you went back in time and HAD to change one thing about your life what would it be?

Hummus: I wouldn't meet JGG.

<...>

Hummus: Okay, once I cut my finger really badly on a pull-open can of soup and I bled like no other. That SUCKED. If I could go back to that moment and just STOP EATING CANNED COUP then I wouldn't be traumatized.
Two.
I made out with this guy on a hill watching fireworks once and he ended up being completely obsessed with me and was kind of psycho. So if I could go back to that moment and know not to make out with annoying psycho people that would be cool.
Sometimes I suspect I'm kind of an insane person when I'm single, a lot of guys end up hating me.

JGG Enterprise Analysis: A very revealing answer. We see a recognition that the candidate may truly be insane. Additionally, we see that the demon inside can make others turn psycho. However, perhaps a subtle hint was dropped that if ever the demon takes over the one weakness we may be able to expose to rid ourselves of this creature is canned soup. Also, we don't really appreciate the personal attack on our CEO, but let's keep personal issues out of this.

Question 3: What makes you talk to someone or maintain close friendships even when being far away from these friends?

Hummus: You can kind of tell with a friendship if it's one of two kinds, though sometimes people surprise you. There are the people who are fun to hang out with and you hang out with them/talk to them because you happen to be in the same place and it's convenient to be friends. Then there are the people that you really click with and you know will have your back through hard times. Usually before I leave a place I know whether someone is one or the other. It's not that I won't make an effort to keep in touch with the first group, but it usually ends up that I'll only stay in touch long term with the second group, and they also try harder but even if they don't, they tend to be the type where when I see them after a long period of separation, it's not awkward at all, you go back to being as comfortable with each other as ever and have a great time. Does that make sense?

JGG Enterprise Analysis: Too long didn't read.

....

Just kidding, signs of emotional recognition may mean that not all hope is lost in keeping the demon in check.

Hummus: Oh and I always regret buying an entire loaf of bread from whole foods. It always seems like a great idea, but I don't eat that much bread, esp as one person, but I love fresh crusty loaves of italian bread that are chewy and doughy on the inside, but usually most of it goes to waste and then I'm sad.

JGG: O______O

JGG Enterprise Analysis: Wait what?

Question 4: What is the meaning behind your name and is there a story behind how your parents chose it?

Hummus: So my dad really hates common names. He says that in Taiwan, people with common names are usually offspring of poor people because they aren't really educated enough to know better and my dad's name is really common, i guess, because he grew up poor. When I was born, they originally named me something else, I don't know if my parents came up with it or if my grandparents did, but then my dad was like "boo I hate that name, it's common" so when I was 2 they changed it to Hummus which is kind of a boy's name... my dad swears it isn't, but all my chinese class teachers have been surprised I'm a girl and if you google Hummus, it's usually a dude I think it means destined to succeed or something silly like that. Also it kind of screwed up the naming in my family, because usually families like to name kids names with the same syllable so if I had been Hummus originally all the cousins and siblings after me would've been hum-something. Because my name was originally something else the cousins born after me are named after that original name and then me and my siblings are hum-whatever so it doesn't match anymore.

JGG Enterprise Analysis: Very interesting and human story. However, what's with that evil laugh at the end. Also I thought Hummus was a middle eastern dish...?

Question 5: How can someone live through the entire 1990s remembering all of it and not know who Notorious B.I.G. is?

Hummus: I was too busy gawking at the backstreet boys and leo dicaprio, duhhh.

JGG: Not true, you've told me before you were never into actors. Boom.

Hummus: I live in a box? People rapped in the 90s?

JGG Analysis: That ain't right. What devilry is this...?

Final Analysis: While it is quite clear that there is a human side to this candidate we could not help but to notice a constant struggle to keep the demon from emerging. This candidate shows extremely high amounts of potential, but also a chance for the complete destruction of JGG headquarters. In the end, we leave it up to you the board to decide whether or not we will hire this candidate.







Saturday, June 26, 2010

I went to a casino for the first time tonight. I won 29 cents. That's enough for one hour of parking in Kentucky!!!

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Four Questions with HummusBoyfriend

H: List 5 qualities you look for in a girlfriend
HB: 1) nags
2) is pretty
3) cooks
4) cleans
5) does laundry

H: .....great.


H: What was the last thing you ate?
HB: A hot dog.


H: If I could be anyone for the day, fictional or real, I would be _______.
HB: God. No, wait, I change my mind. Neil Patrick Harris. That's better than god.

H: I wish I had a ________ (adjective) body and lived in a ________ (noun). [I only asked for an adjective and a noun, like in mad libs.]
HB: I wish I had a fat body and lived in a fat ass.




Wednesday, June 23, 2010

So Detached...

The internet doesn't exist at my house anymore and I live with a bunch of cheapos.

It's craze, I didn't realize how much I use it at home. Even in summertime.

Okay JGG, get ready for some outrageous questions :D

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Bloggers, your next task is...

Come up with 5 interview questions for your assigned blogger below. Wild and outrageous is encouraged. Email or IM the questions to the person, or better yet, interview them as part of phone/online conversation so we can all communicate more and therefore bond! YAY!

Watermelon: Jolly Green Giant
Hummus: Crouton
Jolly Green Giant: Hummus
AirHead: Watermelon
Crouton: AirHead

GO!

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Watermelon and Jolly Green Giant and HummusBoyfriend are here and I burned some popcorn so the entire apartment smells like burnt popcorn.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

The Tornado Last Night

The giant Jesus on I-75 got struck by lightning and burned down. There are no words.

Also, last night, the warning sirens around the city went off.

Me: Did you hear the sirens last night? (Friend A and I live in different parts of the city. We are also both semi-recent Cincinnati imports.)
Friend A: Yeah...what was that?
Me: It means 'Warning, tornado coming, go into your basement NOW.'
Friend A: Oh...I thought maybe it was someone's car alarm or something. I'm tired.

This is in the context of everyone else in Cincinnati hiding in their basement last night. I looked at the news, saw that the tornado was coming straight for my neighborhood, and IMed Airhead about it while sitting with my back against the balcony door in my top-floor apartment.


Monday, June 14, 2010

TO REPEAT... A TORNADO IS ON THE GROUND. TAKE COVER NOW. MOVE TO AN INTERIOR ROOM ON THE LOWEST FLOOR OF A STURDY BUILDING. AVOID WINDOWS. IF IN A MOBILE HOME... A VEHICLE OR OUTDOORS... MOVE TO THE CLOSEST SUBSTANTIAL SHELTER. PROTECT YOURSELF FROM FLYING DEBRIS.

Yay Cincinnati. My car better be okay.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

I think I already killed Franklin. One of the mouth thingys turned black. Sorry Franklin. I don't get much sunlight in my apartment.

Monday, June 7, 2010

Travel Plans: Update

Update: My bad. I didn't realize Hummus would have to put us up for a month. Also, would it be possible to go the weekend before that???

Crouton and I are thinking we can go June 25-57.

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Basel the Basil



I bought another basil. I killed two last summer. One because it didn't get enough sun, the other because it didn't get enough water.

I'm hoping Basel is luckier. First off, he came from the farmer's market and is already much healthier looking than the grocery store basils I tried last year.

And...that's pretty much it.

Wish me and Basel luck!

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Franklin

I got my second birthday present in the mail today. They're trickling in slowly. This one was from Alvin, and it was a small venus fly trap. Hummusboyfriend dubbed it Franklin. Franklin is a vicious name.

me: franklin is lame
HummusBoyfriend: oh. why?
me: a little piece of plastic fell into an open one and it didn't even close. Then i used a pencil to poke the plastic so it fell out and it didn't move then either.
HummusBoyfriend: hahaha he's too young still
he doesn't know what he's doing yet
me: how will he grow if he doesn't eat bugs!!!
HummusBoyfriend: he will eat bugs
me: he didn't even try to eat my pencil!
HummusBoyfriend: great. you're being mean to franklin

It's Exam Week

What I'll be cooking in my frenetic state:

Swiss chard quiche
Garlic Scape Pesto (with pasta mmm)
Blackberry pie
Mulberry tart with puff pastry if I turn crazy enough to go mulberry picking...
Salad using the lettuce and radishes that I get from my CSA tomorrow
Radishes sauteed in butter with some salt

Things I want to be making in the near future:
Black bean soup with cumin creme fraiche
Asparagus soup mmmmmm.

Eventually I'll post about my trip to NYC and my friend's beautiful wedding. Right now all I can think about is GRE and stress-cooking.


Friday, June 4, 2010

Travel Plans

Blogger and Blogettes!

Does anyone want to make the trip to Cincy with me? I can offer my car as long as we split gas/driving :)

After H's GRE of course!

Happy National Donut Day!

There was a donut fest in downtown Cincy today, so I walked there during my lunch break and got a free donut. Then I proceeded to not work out for like, the 10th day in a row. Oh well, my GRE is in a week, I get to be a bum.

Come visit me.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Mornings

Ugh, it's been a month and I still can't get used to waking up this early. Luckily, my prof. is going out of town for the next week so I get to sleep in! Until 8. mrrrr.

In other news, I feel like a bad person because I got my friend a job with me. I thought she'd be starting when I left, but it turns out she started immediately. We only used to hang out in small doses and now in 40hr/wk doses I'm finding out how annoying she is.

Also, I am kind of bitter since she will be here longer than I am she gets to do cooler experiments, and now the job I found for myself is kind of boring and useless.

Ah well, Seattle here I come! (In September)

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Happy Birthday Hummus-Face!!

Hope it is cake-filled :)

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Slackers

Someone blog, other than me!

Friday, May 21, 2010

Reason WhateverNumber that I'm Happy to Be Here

Today my boss was in friend 1's office talking to her, when friend 2 danced crazily into friend 1's office without peeking in first. It's okay. I think my boss already thinks all of us young people are crazy.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

back from the basement lab

hullo chickeedees and chickeedude!

I'm in week 2 of my job with my very old man, and I managed to find my friend a job here as well!

I've been M.I.A. b/c I sit on a computer all day at work and when I come home I just want to sit and read and be lazy.

I'm loving this weather, and I got to see Crouton today!

In other news, we have a ton of bugs. I'm not really sure what's worse:
(1) the 2 baby house centipedes and 2 large house centipedes that were recently killed. This leads me to believe that there can only be many many many more house centipedes living in our house.
(2) the 3 big ants crawling around my kitchen sink.
(3) the tons of baby ants crawling around the kitchen floor that we didn't even notice were living there until we swept. They blended in with the dirt too well.

In my opinion, 3 is the worst because I've probably been cohabitating with them the longest. At least 1 and 2 I've made an honest effort to rid from my house.

Anyway, I've got some other stuff I want to finish up so I'll check in later :)

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

I ate radioactive eggs today. They looked pretty unexciting, it was just a bunch of egg whites that they microwaved in a bowl, it was jut a blob of egg whites. They weren't even green or anything.

Apparently you can also request radioactive beef stew.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Positive thing for the day

Sushi followed by ice cream sodas in an old fashioned pink ice cream parlor with friends.

Second to last ever Lost episode tonight. Oh em gee.

Monday, May 17, 2010

latent

definition: potential that is not readily apparent

Ummm, now would be a good time for my latent traits to reveal themselves.

My goal:

To be happy. What makes me happy? I'm not really sure, other than singing and eating and stress-baking/cooking.

3 things that would instantly make my life happier right now:
(1) for the GRE to be over and to not have failed it
(2) for bugs to leave my apartment forever.
(3) to be with people I don't want to strangle all the time

My hope:

That the radioactive eggs I eat on Wednesday will be in egg salad form and not just 'eat this hard boiled egg' form. I guess scrambled would be ok but I would prefer egg salad.

Positive thought of the day:

I can't come up with one. Today sucked.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

I need to be zen.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

I came super close to stepping on a lizard. Effing Cincinnati. Why are there lizards in my path!

At least they're not in my apartment. That would be the most stressful situation.

Friday, May 14, 2010

Working Daze

So the first week has been interesting. Basically I'm a personal assistant. I've been doing random things, mostly computer related.

I gotta give props to my prof. I found a scan of his driver's license yesterday, and it turns out, he was born in 1924. WHOA. I hope I'm that active when I'm that old.

Since starting here I've learned how to use a fax machine! We are so high tech :)

I'm liking it so far. If nothing else, I get to do different things everyday.

On another note, I made veggie chili mac 2 nights ago. The recipe said it feeds 4-6. We only added an extra can of beans to the pot, and we somehow made enough to feed an army. I've been eating it forever. I'm having lunch with a friend today and I brought some. I'm hoping she'll trade lunches with me so I can eat something new.

At least, tonight we are supposed to have a pizza battle. Sir Tubby and I are going for Greek ish pizza with eggplant. I don't know what our competition is making. Now I just have to find that pizza dough recipe.

And oh ya, get back to work. :)

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Less than a month until my GRE?!

Tomorrow at work we are throwing my secretary a baby shower brunch. The whole thing is kind of an inchoate (not fully formed; disorganized) event on my end, because I am in charge of food and I have no idea how I'm going to get it all there or what I'm going to serve it on.

I am bringing
3 boxes of mini croissants
3 boxes of mini donuts
2 fruit trays
3 boxes of incarnadine (blood-red in color) strawberries
2 boxes of blackberries
1 box of raspberries
a triple layer cake filled with bavarian cream and strawberries and topped with whipped cream
a bread bowl filled with spinach artichoke parm dip, and crusty italian bread to go with it
chocolate ganache and strawberry jam for the croissants
a fruit and yogurt parfait topped with granola

grapefruit juice (which I will then mix with lime sparkling water and a little OJ)
OJ
Lime sparkling water (whatever is left over can be for drinking)
Iced tea (which I burned my finger in while boiling the tea, and then I promptly yelled imprecations (curses) to the sky)

Other people are bringing breakfast meat and quiche and all that good stuff.

Why don't I speak English?

I hope the hermetic (tightly sealed) top of the pitcher of iced tea doesn't come loose in my car.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

I just signed a lease for an apartment here next year. I feel trapped by Lansing. :(

Sunday, May 9, 2010

I Do Not Own A Whisk: My First Attempt At Bavarian Cream


I kind of tweaked/merged a few different recipes I read. We'll see if that screws up my bavarian cream.

I used

1/3 cup sugar
pinch of salt
1/2+ TB gelatin (1 envelope)
3 large egg yolks
1 cup of milk (I used 2% but I imagine whole would be better)
Vanilla extract
1 cup heavy cream



Mix together sugar, salt, gelatin, egg yolks.

Bring 1 cup of milk to a boil in a sauce pan so that it's frothy, then turn off the heat. Add a few tablespoons of milk to the egg mixture and mix, then slowly pour in the rest of the milk while stirring continuously.

Transfer mixture back into the pot and stir over heat until it thickens and is slightly bubbly.

Remove pot from heat and put in an ice bath. Whip up your cream.
Once your custard mixture is cool, fold in the whipped cream.


Now it has to be refrigerated for 5 hours to a day. We'll see if it actually firms up.

No, I do not own a whisk. It is on my list of kitchen equipment I am not allowed to own until I am married.


Edit: It firmed up after only 1.5 hours. I wonder if that's a bad thing, but firm fillings I think are good so that it doesn't ooze out when the cake is cut. It tastes like creme brulee without the caramelized topping. Unsure if that's what bavarian cream is supposed to taste like, but yum!

Next: I have two vanilla buttermilk cake layers baking in the oven right now. I've read from multiple sources that cakes are actually better, more moist and flavorful, if you freeze them for a short period of time, which works for me because I won't really have time to bake during the week and the shower isn't until Friday, and I'll have to bake the cake layers a few days ahead of time for the actual wedding next summer as well. So I will triple plastic wrap these layers and see how that turns out for when I fill and assemble the cake on Thursday.

I like how I'm practicing for a wedding cake that I don't have to make until July 2011. Can I possibly procrastinate on studying any more than this? I'm leaving in five minutes to go study at a coffee shop with my friend though, far far away from my kitchen and my computer.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Me so nerdy




I'm still getting used to wearing glasses. I hate wearing them so I only wear them when I'm driving

Things I am cooking this week

Baked pears with blue cheese and walnuts (I've been wondering what I should do with the leftover blue cheese from our pizza making...picture!)







Spinach and Parmesan quiche, for my secretary's work baby shower brunch. Except I'm wondering if people at the office eat vegetables. Srsly.

Triple layer vanilla buttermilk cake filled with bavarian cream and strawberries, and covered in whipped cream, also for the baby shower brunch, but as doubling as wedding cake trial #1.

I made aloo gobi today. It took me forever to chop all the different ingredients (cilantro, onions, potatoes, cauliflower, garlic, ginger, etc.) and add all the billions of spices. I think HummusBoyfriend needs to find himself an Indian girlfriend who is a more efficient cook.

Okay bye.


Friday, May 7, 2010

Back to food...

I don't cook nearly as much as I did in college, which is a shame because I am brimming with ideas of crazy things to make, but there aren't that many people to feed.

Anyway, my big project for the next year or so will be the three-tier wedding cake that I am making for my friends Jenny and Dave. Thankfully, I have an entire year to practice. I'm pretty excited (am I ready to be a grandma or what?) and researching recipes and reading about how to assemble wedding cakes during my GRE study breaks. Right now we're thinking 3 round tiers with 3 cake layers in each tier. The bottom tier will probably be some kind of vanilla buttermilk or vanilla sponge cake with bavarian cream/custard filling, and the top will be something similar. The middle layer will be chocolate with chocolate ganache and brown sugar meringue buttercream. And then white buttercream over the entire thing.

So step one of my year of experimenting...what is bavarian cream? I don't really know, other than the cheap stuff that comes in donuts that probably isn't real bavarian cream. According to google, real bavarian cream has gelatin in it, so you can mold it if you want to.
The downside is bavarian cream isn't really something that can be left unrefrigerated for extended periods of time, so this would be a challenge to the assemble-wedding-cake-hours-before-the-reception. I would either have to assemble and stash it in a big fridge somewhere (but that is one really tall cake...and does cake taste good when it's cold? depends on the type of cake, I guess) . Or maybe if the room is pretty air conditioned it can survive for a few hours. ......yeah. Who knew wedding cakes were so complicated?

So this weekend's project I think will be making bavarian cream. Stay tuned!

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Positive thought of the day: I'm happy I have my own office to hide in. Because sometimes people can be scary.

Unpositive thought of the day: Between hitting the snooze button and getting up, I had a scary dream where someone broke into my apartment and left scary symbols scrawled all over everything (the comical part is, in my dream I had a pan of brownies out and they scrawled weird symbols all over that too). I was really freaked out and tried to call someone, but both my computer and phone were infected with scary viruses and I couldn't do anything and I was about to be late for work (though in reality if this kind of creepy takeover was happening, being late for work probably wouldn't be on my top list of priorities). So I woke up stressed out, and was stressed out for the rest of the day. It was really strange, I can't recall ever having a dream that did that to me before.


Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Keep Moving Forward

Except for me it's more like keep moving backward. I'm moving back to Ann Arbor today. I'm excited for my last summer here before I move out to Seattle.

Hoping I will see you guys a lot this summer :)

Monday, May 3, 2010

Today my supervisor and a co worker were having a discussion in the hall outside my office door. Then I guess they thought they might be distracting me, so my supervisor closed my office door, accidentally locking me in. For some reason, I thought that story was worth sharing.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

With an open heart and empty stomach...

I'm watching Iron Chef. I've only ever seen a few episodes, but the two I saw where people were allowed to choose their opponent, both chose Morimoto. Does everyone choose him?? What's wrong with the others?

Also, I'm thankful H made it home through the rain :)

Edit: I have no idea why I watch this show. I'm totally full up on pizza and cake and my mouth is watering for everything in Kitchen Stadium right now.

Whenever I'm away from Ann Arbor, I miss...

the Indian take out counter in the Indian store. They've expanded to a full menu, and you can actually have them make it spicy now. Their saag is so good. I don't even like saag normally. And despite the giant Indian population in Cincy, I have yet to find a place that has naan anywhere as good as the naan here. Indian takeout counter, why can't you move to Cincinnati with me? I promise to love and cherish you aways.




Thursday, April 29, 2010

H.R.P. Day 17

Day 17 Reason 17

Ok so this has been covered to some extent but never stated like this. Food experimentation, cakes, breads, custards, basically everything anyone has ever been curious about in the food world would be possible if H moved here. Sigh... what the world is going to miss out on if it doesn't happen.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

H.R.P. Day 16

Day 16 Reason 16

More incentive to keep my apartment clean in case she chose to drop by and then judge me on its orderliness. Also, two more days of these. Then I can start real, albeit not as important, posts.

H.R.P. Day 15

Day 15 Reason 15

ugh.... need someone to wake me up when i decide to nap a 7pm

X________X

Monday, April 26, 2010

H.R.P. Day 14

Well things have been kind of crazy, me being in Miami recently, maybe i'll update on that later, but big shout out to W for that last update.

Here goes...

Day 14 Reason 14

Let's face it, Hummus is not a very lucky person when it comes to avoiding certain disasters (cough... acceleration ...cough). Between tornadoes in the central states, hurricanes in the southeast, and earthquakes in the west, chances are she'll be right in the middle of... something. We have virtually none of that nonsense here making it far less likely a tornado will lift her out of the tidal wave that swept the earthquake ravaged building out of her living room.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

"Just come out so we can talk. Or sing about it." -Glee

[warning: rant ahead]

I guess this is an issue that has bugged me for the last 5 years, whether or not I should go be a choral music teacher.

When I was seventeen, I was positive that it was what I wanted to do. I believed in just following your dreams and you would achieve happiness. When I went to sing in a choir for a weekend with some of the best vocalists in the country, the conductor told us, "Don't pursue a career in music if you can see yourself doing something else. Only pursue music if you know you can't possibly be happy doing anything else." At that moment, I had a moment of realization, that this was what I wanted to do, and I couldn't possibly be happy doing anything else. I thought the only thing holding me back was the disapproval of my Asian parents and the oh-so-dramatic threat of being disowned.

At twenty two, having gotten a music degree from one of the top music schools in the country has been a reality check and not in a positive way. I wasn't, and am not, really all that good. Stability was more important to me than I first realized. Some things I really like about my current job are the fact that it's stable, I don't have to work ridiculous hours or be stressed out, and I can basically relocate to any city I want to. If I were a music teacher, it would not be nearly as flexible, if I were to even be lucky enough to get a job. There is usually only one choir teacher per school, as opposed to 10 math positions. My parents should seriously disown me. And honestly? I'm not cut out to struggle. I've never had to worry about money. It's not the same example, but I look at the kids who went to excellent schools in hopes of being on Broadway or in opera, and are singing on cruise ships and theme parks and Italian restaurants. While for many successful singers, that is the first step, I would want to skip that step. If I had to fly myself to ten job interviews, would I still want to keep going? Am I idealistic/optimistic enough to pursue something like this?

A friend asked me if I felt trapped when I think about and prepare to apply for a masters in finance. I don't know if I feel trapped, but it feels wrong. And yet, if I was disowned and unemployed, or disowned and teaching part time in the middle of nowhere Nebraska (not to diss Nebraska, but I am anti-driving-more-than-25-minutes-to-get-to-the-nearest-airport), would I be happy? I really don't know the answer to that.

To end this rant on a light note (credit to..whatever google site I stole this from)




La LA LA!!!

To sum up my trip to Texas...


Half of the cookies and milk buffet at the hotel, served every night... yum!



Table-side guacamole, which they make in front of you...probably the best part of Texas.
Bull statues?
As you can see, I wasn't all that interested in taking photos of people...unless they were making food.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

H.R.P. 13

I thought I'd fill in for JGG since he's not good at holding up his end of the bargain :p

Reason 13: Easier to take advantage of her stress baking.

For reals tho, easier to carpool to movies (like SatC2)

Okay, even more for reals, Mich people are definitely taller, manlier, and stronger -> helpful for moving queen size beds!

3 Fuzzy Thought of Thursday

I discovered a neat new sandwich place downtown for lunch with israeli couscous.

There were cupcakes at work yesterday because it was administrative professionals day or whatever. They were probably meant for the secretaries, but I ate one anyway. :( No self control.

I am going to NYC for memorial day to attend a friend's wedding. Woo! I should probably buy my ticket soon...

My right ear keeps popping. It's weird.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

H.R.P. Day 11 and 12

Day 11 Reason 11

Babysitting each others kids. Assuming she child proofs her house. Good luck with that by the way.

Day 12 Reason 12

Easier to experiment with her wedding cake prep.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

H.R.P. Day 10

Day 10 Reason 10

So she can tell me if I suck too much to follow my dreams.

I spent so much on my hair

aaaah! At least I really like the color :)


It looks a little redder in this picture than it really is. It's mostly brown and I look like a normal person now instead of with weird streaky hair. And it seems I haven't yet mastered the close-lipped smile.

I got suckered into buying the salon shampoo though. There was an Asian guy with a purple mohawk and Gucci shoes who swears by it. And my stylist said if I didn't use it I would end up with orange hair, and I JUST had her dye out the orange in my hair. I hope this shampoo is super awesome!

Thank goodness I'm working :)

Monday, April 19, 2010

H.R.P. Day 9

Day 9 Reason 9

Easier to offer encouragement to go to the gym, grocery store, out for a walk, ect... Basically kicking her out of her own apartment until she does what she needs to do. Also she could try to attempt the reverse of this, but that would be unsuccessful. Also I kind of want to teach her how to not drink starbucks out of a straw. Little bonus reason added for today.
JGG doesn't want me to move back to Michigan anymore.

I'm back from Dallas.

I always drink my starbucks with a straw. At the Dallas airport, I saw like 20 other people who also drank their starbucks like that. Weird. I've never seen anyone else anywhere do that.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Give Me Some Beef

Howdy. I'm in Texas.

EDIT: I forgot to pack a hairbrush.

But I took 3 different types of cookies from the cookie buffet, so that's okay.

:)

Thursday, April 15, 2010

H.R.P. Day 8

Day 8 Reason 8

I can steal all distractions from her apartment so she can only study.

P.S. I know these are getting lamer by the day.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

I found a summer job!

Full time as a somewhat glorified personal assistant to a really old dude.

I'm pretty excited though.

I might me drugging monkeys for a few weeks :D

H.R.P. Day 7

Day 7 Reason 7

To yell at me enough so that I finally stop acting lazy and make an attempt at baking bread.
I just threw up. This is going to be an awesome business trip.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

H.R.P. Day 6

Day 6 Reason 6

She can take advantage of my DVR and can therefore watch both Lost and Glee.

Too easy.

I'm not sure I can manage fuzzy...

Friend#1 came back from India today. She said the gift she bought for me is something that will distress HummusBoyfriend, but it is not a sari and it is not a guidebook on how to be a good Indian wife. Hmmm, what can it be???

WHY ARE GLEE AND LOST AT THE SAME TIME THIS IS AN OUTRAGE I AM OUTRAGED.

Monday, April 12, 2010

H.R.P. Day 5

Hah, she totally thought I would forget,

Day 5 Reason 5

Picnics in the arb and watching the river until it dries out.
I cut myself under my nail today with a legal file. It bled a lot. Ow.

FTOTD: My car is so cute. Even though it is probably going to kill me soon.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

5 things

1) I went outside today with Hummus's encouragement. She said I'd get a jiggly butt if I didn't work out today. I ran/walk/jogged, did some crunches, pushups and jumping jacks. And some thigh stuff.

2) It was warm enough to wear shorts for (1)

3) Had book (to movie) club today. The movie (The Secret Life of Bees) was really cute and I liked that it followed the book pretty well.

4) I finished "The Commitment" by Dan Savage and it was hilarious and really good and helped me re-evaluate some Sir Tubby thoughts.

5) My to-do list is almost complete :D I was productive today wheeee!

5 Reasons to be happy today

(1) It's Sunday and I'm not at work.
(2) I am eating a delicious bowl of pasta with olive oil and freshly cracked black pepper and parmesan, topped with leeks sauteed in butter and some spinach. Mm.
(3) It's a beautiful day out in Cincinnati and I am going on a tromp/picnic in the park with a friend later this afternoon.
(4) My tummy is bothering me less today for the first time in a while.
(5) In 4 days I am leaving on a business trip and staying at a hotel with a nightly milk and cookies buffet!

What are 5 reasons you are happy today?

Saturday, April 10, 2010

I finally found a car wash that had people outside of it collecting money so that I could ask them what to do. Apparently the left wheels (on the drivers side of the car) has to go on the narrow little track thing, which was what I was confused about. It's probably a sign of my old age that I think car washes are a little scary instead of exciting.

But my car is sorta clean now. And shiny.

fuzzy thought of the day

I'm glad for the huge chain of events that happened to place Hummus and I in Physics together.

I'm glad of it for many reasons, but especially today for phone calls like this:

H: HOW DO I GET MY CAR WASHED?!???!!!
I do NOT know how to get my car washed. I drive from car wash A to car wash B to car wash A again and I still didn't get my car washed.

I guess I better just suck it up and go wash it myself.

Friday, April 9, 2010

I'm wondering if what I'm wearing looks goofy and there is no roommate around to ask. Frown.

I'm getting sicker and going to Texas for business in a week. This could be interesting.

I want to see Sex and the City 2. But probably not on opening night.

Fuzzy thought: It's sunny out (though kind of chilly) and Alvin and I are about to go have dinner at this posh restaurant that serves fancy street food, then Graeters (best ice cream ever according to Oprah!) for dessert, which I owe him because I lost our bet about Lost (ha ha).

Tomorrow morning my co worker is dropping off her 2 year old son at my apartment for a few hours. My life might then promptly transform into a comedy.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

H.R.P. Day 4

Day 4 Reason 4:

She can see a non insane doctor.

FTOTD

I watched with a mixture of horror and glee as someone dropped an entire sheet cake in the parking lot. I am a terrible person.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Bunnies n' things

First of all, how cute is this guy??? He makes me want a pet bunny of my own.


Second, I got a chocolate Bunny for Easter. And Third, I saw a real live bun-bun in my backyard.

:D

Fuzz fuzz buzz buzz

I like the Starbucks next to work. The people who work there are really nice and quirky, and today I got a free frappuccino. Apparently they are changing the way they make frappuccinos in the future and this was a test version.

H.R.P. Day 3

Day 3 Reason 3

She can make sure no one is at my apartment during important T.V. shows.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

I'm still pretty groggy from the sedation from this morning.

Fuzzy thought for the day: My co worker drove me to my medical appointment and sat there the whole time so she could talk to the doctor (since I'd be too drugged to understand what the results were anyway) and drive me home. Yay. I gripe about selfish people a lot, but it makes me feel extra happy and appreciative when there are kind and helpful people. Apparently I asked the doctor a lot of questions, but I don't even remember talking to the doctor afterwards, haha.

H.R.P Day 2

Before I fall asleep and forget....

Day 2 Reason 2

Dinner parties.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Hummus Relocation Project Day 1

Ok I was challenged to think of a reason everyday why Hummus should move back to this area and I'm not backing down from it.

Day 1 Reason 1:
We can all go out for happy hour together and enjoy sunny days like today.

Into my belly we go...

I am getting an endoscopy tomorrow. And being knocked out. Awesome. -_______-
Okay I've been slacking with my positive thoughts for the day, but I've also been out of town and then deathly ill. Also next week I am going on a business trip which will probably make me slack even more, but here we go.

Positive thought of the day:

Today was the opening game for Cincinnati Reds. Everyone was decked out in Red gear downtown drinking beer and eating food. Best of all, there was a free bbq complete with sides and cookies and popcorn in my work building. Hooray! And it's 85 degrees and sunny out. Too bad I am deathly ill and can't enjoy it properly.


Sunday, April 4, 2010

LEEKS!

Ok so Hummus recently told me how she developed a new love for leeks. Today on Iron Chef America leeks are the secret ingredient. Therefore I'm going to blog all about this episode as it happens. Hopefully this makes for an interesting post and not just a long ramble.

The challenger is the head chef of an Indian/Latin fusion restaurant which sounds really interesting to me. Those are some of my favorites so I'm interested to see what she does.

Leeks in a cheese cloth means soup apparently. Also a blue cheese and leek mixture is going into an ice cream machine!!! That sounds absurd but recently I've seen very odd ice cream flavors. I dunno how strong those flavors come out in ice cream but I can't imagine they disappear. I think if I had an ice cream maker I would just start randomly throwing things into it to see if I could become famous by inventing oh... something like orange habanero ice cream. No one steal that idea.

Commercial break. Need water.

Sigh... no water in the fridge, need to do something about that tomorrow, also loud noise outside my apartment. Ginger, cilantro, chiles, and toasted cumin seeds, this is about to be a very spicy competition. Rarity for iron chef too, they usually avoid the spice. I would really like to become famous enough to become a judge on a cooking show.

There's something interesting about a full fish being put onto a plate. Its actually a very attractive thing, as a kid that would've scared me but being friends with so many asian people has definitely gotten me used to seeing.... interesting food choices. No offense to anyone or anything. Heh.

The problem with this show is everything happens so fast! I really can't keep up with following the competition and typing the little side conversations that are going on in my head... I'll just leave the food talk till they present the final dishes unless I see something absurd or the voices in my head stop...

Commercial!

Was able to load the dishwasher during that break... so productive. Morimoto making sushi... big surprise, I need to learn how to make sushi, it would save me so much money. Hmm... what do you guys think of like a sushi roll dessert type of thing. Maybe like a rice pudding rolled in something or other. Might be an interesting faux japanese themed bit of interesting something or other.

Oooh Jicama! We used to sell that at the farmers market but I never knew what to use it in or why to use it instead of potato. Also no one ever bought it. Whoa that commercial came fast.

Ok we're back, they threw us right into gin and leek cocktails which.... might be good with the dinner but purely from a let's all get drunk standpoint I think there are better alternatives. The drink looks really good though, its sooo green.

Fried julienne leek is the setting for that ice cream I mentioned earlier. Crazy. The plating on this stuff is so cool, I wish I had access to all these different types of plates just to play with my own presentation. Alright, that's the timer, going to post the final dishes since I pretty much ignored that aspect in everything I wrote before.

Alright first dish, the white lady is getting yelled at for not using chopsticks... been there. Leek + toro, sounds interesting but I can't comment haven't tasted enough toro to know how that would be, next course.

Sashimi with ginger, garlic, and... edible flowers? Alright, leek stalks used this time. I should start eating more flowers.

Leek oil... didn't really pick up on all of that, but everyone loved it, might have to read up more on that.

Carmelized leek and pineapple tart. Interesting, first leek dessert ever?

Leek and watermelon salad. I should say that we've now moved on to the challenging chef.

Hmm... leek sauteed with rice, some kind of seabass stew. I really need to learn more about indian cooking because this stuff looks really good but I can't tell you anything about it.

Leek chutney and a leek marinade for a nice cut of beef.

Wine poached leeks and a leek and chickpea brittle along with a milk that had that cheese clothed leek in it for dessert. Sort of a spicy dessert I guess, sounded very interesting.

Alright... time to hear the winner. Then it's bedtime. I should try this drunk sometime.

Winner is.... Iron Chef Morimoto, of course, he's awesome. That was domination.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

blogger reunion


(minus 1, miss you Airheads!!)

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Well Mannered Older Men

Yesterday was a frustrating day at work. Let's just say miscommunication and math were the culprit and leave it at that (Yes I know you guys were math/engn/econ, SHUT UP!)

Today has already managed to put a smile on my face to make up for the spreadsheet from hell. First it's sunny. Second, plans are in place to meet up with Hummus, JGG, and Crouton tomorrow for sangria. And third, I have a full tank of gas (silly story to follow).

So I'm getting gas and this gimundo fly comes cruising at my face. So I start doing the jiggly-wiggly-oh-lord-I-hope-it's-not-on-me dance and flipping my hair and ruffling it up trying to make sure NO FLY lands on me! When the not entirely unattractive old-ish dude across from me waves and smiles. Was I flirting? I don't know.

I tell him, "I'm terrified of bugs and them landing on me"
He says, "They're attracted to you. I can see why."

Complimenting?? Creeping??? Commenting on the bright yellow of my hoodie????

I'm not sure how I should take it, but it put a smile on my face.

Also fourth happiness of the day: I'm wearing flip flops :D